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In Tokyo Jungle, Elephants Ride On Roller Skates.


Posted by Steve Hannley on 24 May 2012



We all love Elephants. They have tusks, they are huge, they make good pianos and are just plain adorable. They have one major flaw, though: slowness. In Tokyo Jungle, a game where animal’s have taken over the world, you’re going to need all the speed you can get to outmaneuver all the jaguars and cheetas around. What’s an Elephant to do? Strap on some roller skates, of course.

That’s right, in Tokyo Jungle you can equip roller skates on Elephants. Doing so not only looks awesome, but increases their speed, letting them breeze through the concrete jungle.

For the love of god, Sony, release this game here.

Written by Steve Hannley

One day I plan to expose my child to no American history besides what they can pick up from playing Assassin's Creed III. Then I'm going to drop him or her into a Social Studies class and mildly enjoy the outcome. I'm going to be a great father.

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3 Comments


Jake
12 months ago


Just a regular day in Tokyo

Jbumi
12 months ago


I so want this game!! C’mon, Sony, announce THIS at E3!!!!

James
12 months ago


God, I want this game. I’ll be looking for this pretty hard at E3, poking Sony execs until they spill with the details. :)


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