Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: a man in a Ratchet suit walks into a bar and hits on an attractive Japanese lady.

In a promotional video to promote today’s Ratchet & Clank: HD Collection release, this event actually occurs. During his attempts to court the woman, Ratchet shows off the various powers at his disposal in the games. This goes on for nearly three minutes; you truly have to see it to believe it:

If that wasn’t weird enough, a video was also released with said Ratchet in a classroom of kids. Boy, is this is a misguided marketing campaign…