Far Cry 3 Gets Into Some Monkey Business

Posted by Adam Beck on 15 Sep 2012

With mere months remaining before Far Cry 3 is released to the unsuspecting public, there seems to be some monkey business going on at Gamestop. Ubisoft has revealed their rather bewildering pre-order bonus to be the Monkey Business Pack, where you help out a pot smoking red neck who has a strong desire to blow things up. These will be brand new missions that will be divergent of the main story, mainly involving planting a couple bricks of C4 in different locations.

I can forgive pre-order bonuses that are strictly cosmetic, or even unlocking an extra item or two, but when it’s extra missions that people could be missing out on, it makes the whole process of exclusive pre-orders feel really disgusting. Regardless, Far Cry 3 will be released December 4th for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and PC and should be one crazy adventure filled with psychopaths, drugs and tribal sex.

Written by Adam Beck

Beck was born in the frozen tundra of Canada and he grew up with 4 fish and a pet mouse. He holds a bachelor's degree in awesome from the University of Tim Hortons. He has written for multiple publications including Bleep Blah, Bleck and The Escapist. His favorite games include a Playstation game that starts with Valkyrie.