Saints Row IV has always looked like it was going to be an over-the-top, absolutely crazy experience, and it looks like the marketing department for the game thought they should get in one the action. They have made one super rare, super premium, super insane special edition titled “The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition” and are selling it for the low, low price of $1 million dollars. Oh, and the offer is exclusive through this UK website. Why is this offer through a British site given in American dollars? Because WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.
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Figures they’d be too cheap to spring for a season pass for all DLC. There’s always a catch with these things. That’s how they’re going to make their money back, anyway. I know what you’re thinking: “wow, look at all that awesome stuff that comes free with my $1 million dollar dub-step gun.” And yes, a replica dub-step gun is worth the million dollar price tag alone. But, trust me, you need to restrain yourself. That much money could buy you like 20,000 other games, or a couple of weeks of extra lives and moves on Candy Crush Saga. I’m assuming this is mostly just a promotional joke, but I really hope there is someone out there with a million extra dollars to spend that was going to buy a space flight, a hostage rescue experience, and Saints Row IV and thinks this is a great package deal. Or we could all just chip in a couple thousand bucks and create some sort of time share for the dub-step gun. Who’s in?