I was initially tempted to tag this post as not safe for work, but after reflection I’m not sure if it is really safe for anywhere. In fact, if you are in a location and someone sees you browsing these images and they give you a thumbs out, get out of there immediately. Cops are swarming in on that location as you read this. If that hasn’t scared you away yet, feel free to check out the gallery below, which is comprised of what looks like underage girls in compromising positions. I don’t know for sure what this game is about, but from what I can tell from the screenshots it is primarily about butts and looking at butts and having girls show you their butts and then going to jail for a very long time.
I don’t know what sort of defensive position that girl is striking, but I can guarantee it will be ineffective. Going into battle in your underwear and sticking your butt at your enemies is a technique that I’m pretty sure was never outlined in The Art of War. It reminds me of the brilliant strategy employed at The Battle of the Bulge, where allied forces sent scantly clad females butt first at the enemies and the Axis forces were too confused too attack. I don’t even want to comment on what the hell those weird creatures are on either side of her, but it looks like she’s being flanked on either side by smiley gummi genitalia. Basically you’re being attacked by a bachelorette party at this point, and if I’ve learned anything from my vast experience with bachelorette parties, your only defense here is to buy everyone a bubblegum martini.
I don’t know what is going on here. I don’t want to know what is going on here. Please nobody translate what that says for me. There is nothing that could make me feel better about what is going on in this picture. Tentacles + blushing woman + fire = a situation I never want to be a part of, or near, or hear about second hand through a prison cell wall. This game is coming out to Japan for the Vita sometime in the future, and to North America and Europe never, ever, ever, ever, ever ever (and two more evers). I have no source for this, but I promise you this will be import only. Feel free to check out the gallery below, but I am warning you now: it gets worse.
Much, much worse.
Or better, I guess, depending on your perspective.