Haha, Kotaku and their errors.

Yeah, I had that problem, too. Hell, I naturally have nice teeth but they've gotten f*cked up over the years. When I was like 8, I was showering at a health club (it's not gay, you know how those are, all the guys shower together) and my brother came up and put soap in my eyes.  I couldn't see and freaked out, so I turned around and ran into a wall on accident. Broke my front tooth in half. Luckily, I caught the bottom half in my hand. A few days later they reattached it.

Then like 5 years later I was eating a candy cane, and it f*cking broke off again. Somebody (who shall remain nameless) tried to superglue it back on. Yeah. So when I went to the dentist, he decided to take it off and just make a fake one. So that's held together nicely all these years.

But, yeah, I don't know why I told that story. I chipped a few teeth, and for awhile cold things hurt. For some reason it stopped hurting over the years.

I had braces, but otherwise, my teeth are ok.

Hmm, giant robots and Lynxara you say? I don't question it at all, but I would like to pick her brain...

I had braces for two years back in middle school.  Even though I wore my retainers afterwards every day and night, some of my teeth still moved a bit.    I don't really care enough to bother getting new braces or retainers, though.

Haven't cracked any teeth yet though.

To this day I think I've only ever had 2 cavities. Pretty good from what I hear.