Years ago, a group of cultists tried to summon the dark lord of chaos to bring about the end of the world. Unfortunately for them, one of their fat members stopped at Burger King on the way to their ritual and ended up getting Whopper grease all over the sacrificial lamb. The dark lord of [...]

Welcome to “Never Forget”, a retrospective feature of games the industry pretends never existed. Spotlighting the “Let’s figure out what these damn kids want” era of game developing, we’ll take a nostalgic look back at when gaming wasn’t such serious business. The Game Boy was such a simple thing. It had just two primary buttons [...]

Welcome to “Never Forget”, a retrospective feature of games the industry pretends never existed. Spotlighting the “Let’s figure out what these damn kids want” era of game developing, we’ll take a nostalgic look back at when gaming wasn’t such serious business. Back in the day, racing games were a much simpler affair. You were given [...]

Welcome to “Never Forget”, a retrospective feature of games the industry pretends never existed. Spotlighting the “Let’s figure out what these damn kids want” era of game developing, we’ll take a nostalgic look back at when gaming wasn’t such serious business. Soda pop, sunglasses, and the word cool. There is no better combination to describe [...]

Welcome to “Never Forget”, a retrospective feature of games the industry pretends never existed. Spotlighting the “Let’s figure out what these damn kids want” era of game developing, we’ll take a nostalgic look back at when gaming wasn’t such serious business. The same year Final Fantasy VII was released, New Level Software decided to explore the [...]