In Tokyo Jungle, Elephants Ride On Roller Skates.

We all love Elephants. They have tusks, they are huge, they make good pianos and are just plain adorable. They have one major flaw, though: slowness. In Tokyo Jungle, a game where animal’s have taken over the world, you’re going to need all the speed you can get to outmaneuver all the jaguars and cheetas around. What’s an Elephant to do? Strap on some roller skates, of course.

That’s right, in Tokyo Jungle you can equip roller skates on Elephants. Doing so not only looks awesome, but increases their speed, letting them breeze through the concrete jungle.

For the love of god, Sony, release this game here.