Soda Drinker Pro Gets A Full Release To The Excitement of No One

A few months ago, I accidentally ran over Steve’s cat and as punishment, he forced me to review Soda Drinker Pro. It was the worst five minutes of my life, and that includes the time I accidentally ran over a friend’s cat. It left me incapable of smiling for a full month until I forced a friend to play the game. It is the video game version of The Ring, only more frightening. In this “game” you drink soda. That’s it. You drink it on the beach or a cave or alone in your house, sobbing to yourself as your life slowly ebbs away. It was awful and I felt bad even letting other people know that this existed.

Unfortunately, this has proven to be a joke that just won’t die, and Soda Drinker Pro has now got a full release. That’s right. One hundred full levels of soda drinking hell. Even more bizarre, they expect you to pay five dollars for the experience. Even at free I thought the game was overpriced, so charging $5 basically constitutes a crime. If you are particularly masochistic, you can follow the link here and download the game. Let me reiterate again though: don’t get this. Your life will be better for it.