Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Mobile Gets a Weirdly-Timed Trailer

“Great news, everybody! We can now let our fans feast their eyes on how great Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will look on iOS devices. What’s that you say — we released the game a month ago? Well no matter, this is Rockstar Games and every game we do needs an awesome trailer. I mean, come on, the whole thing is set to Man’s Best Friend/Loopzilla from George Clinton. That’s an awesome song and it cost like $37 to license. We can’t let that money go to waste. Just throw some quotes from IGN into it and we can pretend this is an accolades trailer. Or, if anybody asks, the trailer has been out for weeks. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go dive into a swimming pool full of money.”