South Park: The Stick Of Truth Achievements Revealed

The South Park: The Stick of Truth achievement list is peppered with various minor spoilers, so if you’re looking for the freshest possible experience you should avoid reading the following. However, no story-related achievements have been named. There’s a total of 50, including 12 story achievements and a handful of fart-based awards.

15G – New Kid on The Block

Join the KKK.

15G – First Day in South Park

Spend one day in South Park.

15G – Gingivitis

Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.

15G – Day Walker

Defeat the Box Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

15G – Made This for You

Fling a turn that you created at an enemy in combat.

15G – Are We Cool

Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.

15G – Parkeologist

Open all garages in South Park.

15G – For the Hoarder

Sell nothing the entire game.

15G – Truth to Power

Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.

15G – Irritable Bowels

Shit your pants during a boss battle.

15G – Dog Whistle

Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.

15G – Dragon Wrath

Hit 3 enemies with a single far outside of combat.

15G – Just Saying Hi

Fart on each available buddy in the game.

15G – Re-Buttal

Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.

15G – Heisenberg

Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.

15G – Shoutout

Successfully block every enemy in a single, non-tutorial battle.

15G – Stay Down

Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.

15G – Avenger

Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.

15G – No Child Left Behind

Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.

15G – Poco Chinpoko

Collect 5 Chinpokomon.

30G – Chinpoko loco

Collect 15 Chinpokomon.

75G – Chinpokolypse

Collect all the Chinpokomon.

15G – Daddy Issues

Befriend your Dad.

30G – More Popular Than Jesus

Befriend half of South Park.

15G – Junk Peddler

Sell 300 junk items.

15G – Ass of Fire

Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.

15G – Canadian Handshake

Fart on people 100 times.

15G – Animal Cruelty

Fart on animals 25 times.

15G – Pulling Mud

Shit your pants in battle 3 times.

15G – Shopaholic

Complete all available Costume Sets.

75G – Clothes Whore

Complete all available Costume Sets.

15G – Friends in Strange Places

Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.

15G – Weapon Proficiency

Score 100 perfect attacks.

15G – Skilled Defender

Block 100 attacks.

15G – You bastards!

Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.

15G – Mastery

Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.

15G – Make it Rain!

Spend $500.

15G – Full Arsenal

Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Story Related?

12 additional Secret Achievements are also available, presumably story-related.