Super Time Force Achievements Revealed, Will Kick Your Butt

For a game that is preparing us to die, die, die (for those keeping score, that’s two more dies than Dark Souls II), it’s no surprise that the achievements aren’t a cake walk. The full list of Super Time Force’s achievements were released today and feature some challenging propositions.  For instance, completing a clean run of any level using only Squirty Harry, completing any level without leaving any saveable team members behind and completing a Medieval level using only Lou Don Jim.

There’s also some rather bizzare achievements such as “They Are Looking,” which has the description “This ones totally a secret but you’ll know it when you see it so hustle and look sharp.” Right.

Spoilers seem to relatively missing from the list, but if there’s one thing the achievements do accomplish, it’s proving how absolutely bonkers this game is.

Super Time Force will be released on May 14 for Xbox 360 and Xbox One. Check out the full achievement list below:

OMG You Sharded! – 75
Shatter or collect all shards in the game

All of the Glorbs – 75
Collect all glorbs in the game

Infinity – 60
Defeat Dr. Infinity

Something Smells Rank – 50
Achieve your first STF rank on any level

The Runs – 50
Complete a… clean… run of any level using only Squirty Harry

Gotta Save Them All! – 50
Complete any level without leaving any saveable team members behind

Speed Freak – 40
Complete any level with 30 seconds remaining on the clock

Year 199X Completed! – 40
Complete the Post-Apocalypse time zone

Year 3072 Completed! – 40
Complete the Future City time zone

198X Completed! – 40
Complete the 198X time zone

1,000,000 BC Completed! – 40
Complete the Prehistoric time zone

Year 673 Completed! – 40
Complete the Medieval time zone

9600 BC Completed! – 35
Complete the Ancient Atlantis time zone

They Are Looking – 30
This ones totally a secret but you’ll know it when you see it so hustle and look sharp

Team Player – 30
Prevent the death of 50 members of the Super Time Force

Whole Lotta Lead – 30
Fire 5000 rounds with Jean Rambois’ machine gun

Defence is the New Offence – 20
Beat any level using only Shieldy Blockerson

Baby’s First Glorb – 20
Get your first Glorb Badge

Talent Scout – 20
Add a new team member to the Super Time Force

Asplosion – 20
Use Jef’s highly explosive rocket launcher to explode 15 enemies on a single level

I Challenge You to a Duel – 20
Complete a Medieval level using only Lou Don Jim

3 Birds 1 Stone – 20
Kill 3 enemies with a single Charged shot from Aimy McKillin

Range of Fire – 20
Fire 7 different charged attacks in a single level

Impartiality – 20
Complete any level using at least 6 different members of the Super Time Force

Head Banger – 20
Kill any enemy by bouncing on it’s head, plumber-style

That Was Quick – 20
Die within 3 seconds of spawning

Number One Shard – 20
Get your first Shard badge