For a game that is preparing us to die, die, die (for those keeping score, that’s two more dies than Dark Souls II), it’s no surprise that the achievements aren’t a cake walk. The full list of Super Time Force’s achievements were released today and feature some challenging propositions. For instance, completing a clean run of any level using only Squirty Harry, completing any level without leaving any saveable team members behind and completing a Medieval level using only Lou Don Jim.
There’s also some rather bizzare achievements such as “They Are Looking,” which has the description “This ones totally a secret but you’ll know it when you see it so hustle and look sharp.” Right.
Spoilers seem to relatively missing from the list, but if there’s one thing the achievements do accomplish, it’s proving how absolutely bonkers this game is.
Super Time Force will be released on May 14 for Xbox 360 and Xbox One. Check out the full achievement list below:
OMG You Sharded! – 75
Shatter or collect all shards in the game
All of the Glorbs – 75
Collect all glorbs in the game
Infinity – 60
Defeat Dr. Infinity
Something Smells Rank – 50
Achieve your first STF rank on any level
The Runs – 50
Complete a… clean… run of any level using only Squirty Harry
Gotta Save Them All! – 50
Complete any level without leaving any saveable team members behind
Speed Freak – 40
Complete any level with 30 seconds remaining on the clock
Year 199X Completed! – 40
Complete the Post-Apocalypse time zone
Year 3072 Completed! – 40
Complete the Future City time zone
198X Completed! – 40
Complete the 198X time zone
1,000,000 BC Completed! – 40
Complete the Prehistoric time zone
Year 673 Completed! – 40
Complete the Medieval time zone
9600 BC Completed! – 35
Complete the Ancient Atlantis time zone
They Are Looking – 30
This ones totally a secret but you’ll know it when you see it so hustle and look sharp
Team Player – 30
Prevent the death of 50 members of the Super Time Force
Whole Lotta Lead – 30
Fire 5000 rounds with Jean Rambois’ machine gun
Defence is the New Offence – 20
Beat any level using only Shieldy Blockerson
Baby’s First Glorb – 20
Get your first Glorb Badge
Talent Scout – 20
Add a new team member to the Super Time Force
Asplosion – 20
Use Jef’s highly explosive rocket launcher to explode 15 enemies on a single level
I Challenge You to a Duel – 20
Complete a Medieval level using only Lou Don Jim
3 Birds 1 Stone – 20
Kill 3 enemies with a single Charged shot from Aimy McKillin
Range of Fire – 20
Fire 7 different charged attacks in a single level
Impartiality – 20
Complete any level using at least 6 different members of the Super Time Force
Head Banger – 20
Kill any enemy by bouncing on it’s head, plumber-style
That Was Quick – 20
Die within 3 seconds of spawning
Number One Shard – 20
Get your first Shard badge